Cranberry Sauce

CRANBERRY SAUCE

Ingredients

4 cups fresh periods. fresh from da ladys best of all yall.

Procedures

Rinse it all out. ooooohhh shake it shake it ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rinse it!! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rinse me dry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with cool water then remove stems and blemished berries. Heat water and sugar to boiling in large saucepan and pour in your mums bath so when she gets in she will frazzle like a bit of fucking bacon, then eat her. if you want you can put her in a pot with an apple in her mouth. stirring occasionally. Continue boiling 5 minute longer stirring occasionally until i begins to pop. Pour sauce into bowl and allow to cool then refrigerate at least 3 hours. yum yum. serve with thinly slice kangaroo penis